1. Is your serotonin sufficient?
2. Have you ever thought to yourself alone?
3. Which word describes you best: Bipolar, Depressed or Agoraphobic?
4. Do you consider yourself monogamous or schizophrenic?
5. What is the last movie that didn't make you cry?
6. How do you feel about public displays of behavioral disorders?
7. If you were trapped in a burning building, do you think I would be late for my doctor appointment?
8. How many times an hour do you open and close the front door?
9. Would you say you follow your heart or the 12 steps?
10. What's your favorite domestic animal? Give me three reasons why I care?
11. If you were on a deserted island, how would you get your prescriptions refilled?
12. What's your home address?
13. I'm glad we have so much in common! Who's your therapist?
14. What's your most embarrassing normal moment? No, go on, you can tell me, I feel we've become close.
15. Does your psychiatrist accept medicare?
16. What was your diagnosis in high school?
17. Inpatient or Outpatient?
18. What's you favorite food to binge eat?
19. What jobs have you had in prison?
20. Do you like interacting with large groups of patients?
21. Would you happen to have any xanax?
22. Where am I?
23. Is your cognition normal?
24. Shit, I left my mind at home - can we turn around?
25. Are you a republican?
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